This scathing breakup letter offers a dismissive goodbye to a cheating partner.
I have always believed in making relationships work through effort, tireless self-reflection and compromise.
But I draw the line at cheating scumbags.
I'm not breaking up with you in person because you know how to manipulate my emotions. I know all of your excuses by heart and I don't want to hear any of them. I'm not going to bother with sentimentality, and I'm not going to detail exactly how much you hurt me through your awful, selfish actions.
Nope. I'm going to make this simple for you: it's over, I never want to see you again, goodbye.
P.S. Do not try to contact me in any way, ever.